is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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