her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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