I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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