I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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