It's Friday. Sex?
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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