i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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