Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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