Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
what the fuck happened to the tacos
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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