I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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