You surviving the open bar?
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I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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