We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
