'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I need moral support for this bender
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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