I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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