in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize
