He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
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