I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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