oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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