Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Randomize
