So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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