just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
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