you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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