Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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