her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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