You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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