if you like me you must not know who I am
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
