Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
You're a waste of cheezeits
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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