nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I will pee on everything he values.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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