You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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