i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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