I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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