There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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