No awkward lesbian experiences without me
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
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