Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Randomize
