Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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