Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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