Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I want to stick my p in your. b.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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