This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
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