i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I could fuck to npr.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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