I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
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