He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize
