her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
Randomize
