Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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