your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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