Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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