i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
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