How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
