She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
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