Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I lost the right to judge tonight
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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