Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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