so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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