Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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