god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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