Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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